时间如屁 II

时间如屁，一放就没得收，只能让它消失在空气中

Inspiring Story

A well known company with a good name was hiring. It was known to be of high diffculty to get into that company. 6 candidates were selected to attend the final interview.

However, at the interview room, the interviewer found 7 people attending the interview instead. Thus he questioned.. " May i know who has attended this interview perhaps by mistake? Its the final interview of XXX company.."

A man stood up and said, "Sir, its me. I was actually elimated on the 1st rnd of interview, but i wish to attend the last round of interview with your company.. I think i qualify because I have knowledge and asset that others do not possess.."

The interviwer asked with a puzzled tone... "What qualities do you possess?"

Man: " Although i do not have high qualifications, but i have 10 years of work experience. And i have worked for 12 companies over past 10 years!"

At this point of time, all the other candidates laughed at his speech.. Even the ah pek pouring tea and coffee at the door also could not endure it no more and burst out laughing...

Interviewer: "Yes, although i am impressed that you have 10 years of work exp, but you have changed 12 companies over 10 years and that is not impressive. It implies you are a job hopper?"

Man: " Nope.. I am not a job hopper. Those companies that i have work for before all closed down when i have joined them."

Interviewer: "!!!"

All the people laughed even louder the man stood up to walk out of the door... The tea ah pek walked over to pour tea for the interviewer.. Everyone was agasped.. he stood at the door way and said..

Man: "It was not my fault that the companies closed down.. I have tried with my colleagues to salvage the situation but to no avail. What i have gained is to learn from their management mistakes and learnt what went wrong. What people learnt is how to be successful, but thre are so so so many different ways to what can go wrong and what can cause downfall.. This is something i have learnt that others do not know over the past 10 years. I also know that the real invigilator for this interview is not this sir, but you sir, the one pouring coffee for us."

Everyone was shocked and impressed by his short yet powerful speech. The ah pek looked at him and said.. "Impressive... You have been hired.. Because i am curious how you know that the real interviewer is actually me, the CEO if this company.."

It takes someone with a gd sense of observation and experience to see from little action and the look of one's eyes to know that the ah pek was the interviewer. It also impressed the ah pek the man's positive outlook of life that he did not blame the world for his fate that the companies he joined all closed down and took to learn from the mistakes to be put to better use.

Letterman's tribute to Bill Gates and Microsoft

男孩与男孩

有一天，男孩到外头玩耍去。男孩一个人玩着玩着，走着走着。

男孩一个人走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着走着。

男孩一个人朝着夕阳的方向骑去。

男孩与游乐场

有一天，男孩在外头玩耍的时候，发现常经过的游乐场关门了。男孩每天都会经过游乐场，也会进去玩一会儿。

男孩不知道为何老板要关闭游乐场。可能是累了，可能是没兴趣了，也可能是搬到别处去了。

又少了一个地方玩，男孩边叹气边朝着夕阳的方向骑去。

爱，断了线

爱，断了线

　　“我一个人一边走一边想，想了很长的时间，走了很长的路。爱情是什么？我想我知道了，那是一种快乐。见到你爱的人，由衷地不可遏制的快乐。只要在他(她)的身边，这种快乐就不会枯竭。可是，这种快乐是单方面的吗？是不是只要你愿意，就可以无止境地得到呢？我曾经那么快乐进。这快乐已经深深地储藏在我的记忆里，爱情应该是各式各样的。有时候，它是一种思念；有时候，它是一份牵挂；有时候，它是远远的不变的祝福。不一定要攥在手里，不一定凝聚在一个人的身上。爱情可以是一种力量，一腔热情。像大自然里的风雨雷电，泽披万物。这是我在1981年，一个相信爱情，执着爱情的时代的体会。我多么希望能向你证明，无论是今天还是公元2002年，爱情都会存在。”